Saturday, 4 May 2013
The Wrong Number
[very slurred and slow speech of a woman who sounded like she was high on crack]: Hello this is your mom.
I'm pretty sure you're not my mom.
[convinced that she is my mom]: Oh, you're sure I'm not your mom. Tell Gwennie to check these three sites on the web--
You're not my mom. You have the wrong number and if you have a drug problem you should go to Narcotics Anonymous.
[mortification]: Oh shit.
Labels: crack, drug problem, N.A., NA, Narcotics Anonymous, wrong number
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