Saturday, 4 May 2013

The Wrong Number

Phone rings.

[very slurred and slow speech of a woman who sounded like she was high on crack]:  Hello this is your mom.

I'm pretty sure you're not my mom.
[convinced that she is my mom]:  Oh, you're sure I'm not your mom.  Tell Gwennie to check these three sites on the web--

You're not my mom.  You have the wrong number and if you have a drug problem you should go to Narcotics Anonymous.
[mortification]:  Oh shit.  

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